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Gifts for Baby Geeks or Babies of Geeks and Nerds

Do you know a baby geek but don’t know exactly what to buy for him or her? Lets face it, this baby is a miracle. Who thought that his geek Mom and geek Dad would ever get off the computer long enough to make a baby? So why not celebrate this little miracle of life by buying him or her a geeky present that he or she can relate to. I have put together a collection of some cool present for the baby nerds in your life. Have fun.

Noobs for Noobs Baby Owner’s  Manual ($13.99)

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner’s Manual explores the common concerns of every first-time parent: What’s the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your question, you’ll find the answer here – courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht (also celebrated, in his own way). Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare. Because once you learn the basics, you can then learn how to do the super combo moves. We have no idea what that means, either.

Why Cry Baby Analyzer for Tech Geek Parents ($99.99)

They’re gonna cry, cry, cry.  Controlling the cries of an inconsolable baby is one of the first true tests any parent goes through. It’s one of those things that will keep you up all night regardless of which sleep medication you prefer. Sure, you have to be to work at sunrise, but they don’t know that! All they know is that they are NOT happy! And while putting in Episode IV may work when you’re upset, children are an entirely different monster (think more Godzilla, rather than Sloth). The Why Cry Baby Analyzer is the baby monitor of your dreams! Its advanced frequency analysis technology only needs 20 seconds to let you know why your child is screaming to the heavens.

Geek in Training T-Shirt ($12.99)

Study hard, little one! If you’re a geek with a child, odds are your penchant for all things intellectual will rub off either on purpose or just by your mere presence! Since that’s the case, you will need to clothe the little hacker with our Geek in Training t-shirt!

Mostly IP Creeper & Toddler Tee ($12.99)

When It Rains, It Pours… Don’t we know it! The Internet is just dripping with packets and, occasionally, even packet loss! When you are a genius, you just have to be able to vent and purge, no matter what the medium or technology layer.

Little Star Wars Costumes for Baby Geeks ($19.99)

The Force is Strong with This One.  Do you have your own little princess or master manipulator? Dress them as they truly are with these officially licensed Star Wars costumes. The Darth Vader version is a romper with underleg snap closure, plus a detachable cape (Velcro) and “helmet” headpiece made from fleece. The Princess Leia version is a robe-style dress that uses a Velcro closure in the back and includes its own fleece headpiece so you don’t have to make her hold still while you attempt to put her hair up in buns.

Science-themed Baby Milestone Book ($40)

This illustrated baby book is full of science quotes and important milestones. Alongside baby’s first words and favorite foods, there are places to record your infant’s favorite programming languages and early experiments with gravity. Includes Abstract, Methodology, and Results pages along with plenty of room for you to write and attach photographic evidence of your offspring’s development. Each book is professionally hardbound and hand-signed.

Tulu Hoberman Rattle ($14.99)

Created By The Designer Of The Hoberman Sphere!  There is something very satisfying and relaxing about playing with a Hoberman Sphere. It expands outward and contracts inward in a most elegant fashion. Simple and complex at the same time. So, how about a type of mini sphere that would be suitable for a baby? Yes, we think that sounds like an excellent idea for a baby toy.

Nooblet Infant T-Shirt ($14.95)

Mommy? Where do noobs come from? The lifecycle of a noob is a complex, beautiful miracle. Fledgling noobs gestate inside small, biometric pods through a series of complicated photosynthetic processes. Once a budding noob has matured through gestation, they climb out of their pod, sit down at a PC, ask a bunch of questions that are clearly in the FAQ, and voila! The Nooblet is born!

Level 1 Human Baby Creeper ($14.95)

The casual RPG enthusiast will look at this creeper, chuckle, possibly buy it for their child, and move on. However, the avid J!NX gamer will inevitably flame this design with questions such as “Wouldn’t a baby be level 0?”, or “What is its class? Mage? Rogue?”, or “My baby’s INT should be WAY higher!”, or “Does that high Charisma give my baby the ability to lead up to 15 henchmen?”. We expect this. And that, my fanatical friends, is why we love you.

iPood Baby Creeper ($14.95)

The beauty of this baby creeper is that at any given moment, this could be (and probably is) true. In addition, the J!NX Baby Research Team (JBRT) has found that even if the pooing has yet to happen at the time this creeper was fitted onto said baby, it will happen within 2.3 hours, and probably when there are no diapers readily available.

Diaper Loading…Please Wait Onesie ($14.99)

ABSOLUTELY funny on a baby bodysuit/infant creeper or Creeper or toddler tee. Makes a great gag gift in adult shirts. Bulk buttons for baby shower party favors. See my store for my “loading” designs!

Version 2.o and Version 1.0 Tee ($12.99)

Just in case you weren’t sure…   Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn’t take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who is the parent, but our simple v1.0 and v2.0 t-shirts should help.

Geekling – Infant Creeper ($12.99)

One for the Teeny Geeks. Geeks come in all sizes. And the littlest isn’t the 100 lb. weakling with the sand kicked in his face on the back of our favorite comic books of the 70s. It’s the 8 lb. “I can’t hold my head up yet, but I can do long division” little person produced by the mating of two adult geeky lifeforms. Celebrate the geek in the littlest of us with this creeper that proudly declares the little one a true “Geekling.”

Sci-Fi Baby Names: 500 Out-of-This-World Baby Names from Anakin to Zardoz (For Pregnant Geeks – $11.01)

Babies are the courageous explorers of brave new worlds so why not name them after the most memorable characters in science fiction? Sci-Fi Baby Names compiles more than 500 distinctive names from movies, books, and television shows into a handy illustrated reference. Choose “James” to honor the captain of the starship Enterprise. Choose “Leia” (or “Leah”) to honor the sister of Luke Skywalker. Choose “Neo” to salute the ultra-cool messiah from The Matrix. Hardcore fans can go even further with exotic names like “Barbarella,” “Beldar,” and “Tron” (just don’t send us the therapy bills). Arranged by category for quick reference with chapters such as Power Names, Feminine Names, and Intellectual Names Sci-Fi Baby Names is a terrific gift for expecting parents and a wonderful roll call of our favorite science-fiction characters.

Google Hat for Baby Geek ($7.15)

For a day at the beach or anywhere they’ll be in the sun, our 100% organic cotton bucket cap is a lovable way to protect their sensitive skin. Comes in stone with a full color Google logo embroidered on the front.

Google Building Block Picture Frames for Geek Baby’s Room ($20.70)

Did you enjoy building blocks when you were younger? Now you can do it again as an adult and show off your favorite photos too. The Building Block photo frames come in a set of all 4 Google colors that can be built up or stacked however you like. They hold a photo size of 2 of 1-3/4″ x 2-1/8″ and the bottom easily slides open to insert photos. Logo is in white on each block.

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